More Downsides of living in the DC Universe
1. Leading people to their seats at a Banquet dinner.
"Sir? You are the Flash. But that distinguished gentleman with the metal cap said he was the Flash."
"Sir, you are the fourth person claiming to be Green Lantern here today, and you're wearing red, not green."
2. Mongoose Rights activists wondering on public access cable why they don't have a superhero named after their favorite animal.
3. Wondering if that puzzlebox you just bought your kid will be a part of the Riddler's latest insidious scheme.
4. The lingering fear that the guy you honked at on the freeway during rush hour will show up at your house with a disintegration ray.
5. Seeing the certificate on your therapist's wall that shows he did an internship at Arkham.
6. Finding out that the "mineral spa" you built your house on is something called a "Lazarus Pit"
7. Endless debates on alt.fan.evilbabes "Knockout vs Blackfire"
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