Continuing with my theme from the other day...
1. You can't walk more than 5 feet in New York without being run over by the Paparazzi following one superhero or another.
2. If you are anywhere other than New York, you can't get a superhero when you need one. Period.
3. The incredible humiliation of joining an anti-mutant hate group and waking up some morning to find you can bench press your mom's Yugo
4. Ghost Rider sitting in a Non-smoking restauraunt
5. 20/20 Presents... Bucky Barnes, where is he now?
6. Finding out that the Infinity Gauntlet made an evil twin of your mother in law.
7. Not realizing what bar you are in until you hear a guy walk in and say "Justice is Served"
Hm, I'm reaching, so I best quit.
1 comment:
You forgot one:
8. Endless debates on alt.fan.mutantbabes "Jean Grey or Emma Frost." ;)
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