Ok, I'm gonna run this bit into the ground.
1. That nagging fear that the geeky kid you harassed in High School Chem is going to be the next "great" mad scientist... and that he'll remember you shoving his head into the toilet.
2. Telemarketers trying to sell you "Booster Gold's 25th Century Multivitamin"
3. "Celebrity Fear Factor" with "yesterday's news" heros like Argent, Arrowette and Gunfire.
4. Crowds outside of Barnes and Noble lining up to buy "My night with Huntress" by Josh
5. Talking heads on Television saying that if Batman would just stay in his hole, there would be no supercrime in Gotham.
6. Following in the footsteps of Wonder Woman, a slew of books on personal philosophy by superheros... culminating in "Fragging for Fun and Profit" by Lobo (ghostwritten of course)
7. "Hey, wait a minute... I thought Hawk was a guy? Who's this british lady?"
8. Endless debates on alt.fan.teensuperbabes "Wonder Girl or Stargirl"
(I told you I'd run it into the ground, and I'm sure I'm not done yet)
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